19-hour Intro to Thailand: Part One
My flight landed in Bangkok at 5:00 am and my flight to Japan was at 12:30 am Wednesday…19-HOUR LAYOVER!!! So, I made my way up to the immigrations desk so that I could do whatever it was that I needed to do to be able to leave the airport as a transit passenger. It felt really good to be able to leave the airport without luggage. I went to the tourism desk to check out the transit tour packages they had. There I met a little Thai man named Nat who coordinated the tours. I looked through a book of like 50 tours, of which only like 7 were available. I chose the Bankok Temple Tour and that’s where the adventure began. He went through the map of the tour and told me about the English speaking tour guide, air-conditioned car, etc (both of which were necessary because I don’t know any Thai and it was HOT!) Then we started discussing the price and here is where things got interesting.
The original price he gave me was somewhere near $150 US, so I looked at him like he had lost his mind. Before my trip I had already researched the cost of that company’s tours so I knew what was up and I let him know that I knew what was up. So this fool leans in on the desk, lowers his voice and says, “OK, well let me tell you what I can do.” RED FLAG! Is it just me of or do those actions usually mean something shady/illegal or the hook-up (also usually shady and illegal) is about to ensue??? If your answer was YES then you guessed right. He says, “We can book you a hotel so that you can have a few hours to eat breakfast and rest. The tour guide will pick you up from the hotel. And this is the price.” He punches it into the calculator and turns it in my directions…$75. WHAT?! Now let me get this straight, by including a hotel room the price is cut by half…Um…does that make any sense? NO, didn’t think so. But I took it after interrogating him about the integrity and legitimacy of that company. He assured me that because it’s an office that is contracted by the airport that it’s safe. He also mentioned that I would have a female tour guide. So, I said sure. He wrote down all the information about the hotel, tour, and airport for me in Thai and English and took me down to the taxi stand so that he could negotiate the price for me.
On the way down, two other airport employees looked at him, said something, and they all giggled. So I looked at him like, “Would you mind letting me in on the joke,” because some things are universal and recognizing that you are the subject of someone’s conversation is definitely one of them. So he turns and says, “Oh, they were just asking if you were my girlfriend.” I looked at him like, “P-lease, “ trying my hardest to hold back a major neck/eye roll. It was really strange that the taxi area consisted of a row of cars, a neat line of drivers waiting for their next customers, all being conducted by a number of men in uniform. My driver stepped up and I automatically felt a sense of alarm because he bore a remarkable resemblance to my ex-boyfriend from college…creepy. Luckily, we bypassed all the raggedy taxis and stopped in front of a bright orange one that had the new car smell and black leather seats. I got in and we headed for the city. The driver drove like the cops were chasing him up the highway. As soon as we hit the toll road, his foot hit the floor. I was sitting in the back freezing because the air was blasting, staring at a mosquito that I didn’t want to bite me, while telling myself over and over that I will ok and he would not wreck the car killing us both. Just as I was starting to calm down and get used to swerving in and out of traffic at no less than 90 miles per hour, he pulled over on the side of the road and got out…WHAT!!! He went to the truck, got a white rag and a bottle of something. Trying to be cool about things, I sat there thinking, "Ok, maybe he's Muslim and about to pray." All the while, I was scanning the dashboard covered in Buddhist stuff. Then he opened the hood...WHAT!!! If that taxi was on the fritz it was all his fault for riding down the highway like a maniac! On his way back to the trunk after closing the hood, he peeked into the car and grinned...looking like a psycho! He gets in and we continue the journey...
To Be Continuted...hehehe
